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Flaunt 'em, flip 'em, let 'em fly!
I'm not saying to advertise—ya just wanna do some targeted marketing—and your husband is your market. How do you target your market? The same way those girls do, except you do it under cover or behind closed doors. You can wear whatever bra you want under a t-shirt and the only ones who will know are you and your man—if you let him in on the secret, and you want him to know!
Don't get dressed at the same time he does? Not a problem! In today's world there's lots of ways to clue him in—over the phone, texting, emailing. Put a note in his lunch bucket or briefcase or even his pocket. Use your imagination!
So the next time the Groping Hand sneaks up on you, don't get an F! That's a perfect opportunity to...
Flaunt 'em, flip 'em, let 'em fly!
I'll see ya soon! Until then, don't get an F, give one!
Repost from the archives
14 Zesters spoke up:
Isn't this the truth?!?! I love texting my man with a little note letting him know a little lace is waiting for him!
Love this Patty. You are SO fun!
And that photo? Hilarious!
I love this. My husband and I use to work different shifts. I use to have a great time teasing him. We really on got to see each other about 8 hours a day....And you have to sleep sometimes don't you....So make him squirm while he is gone and then tuck him in nicely when he gets home. :)
I just laughed out loud! haha This is a great and fun idea -- my husband is sure to be thrilled!! I'm off to do some targeted marketing.... ;-)
Hehe - if I could BE a bra? What a riot! (I think we oughta be asking the husband that one LOL)
Creative idea, Patty. May have to give it a try :D
I'm sorry that my first comment is going to be negative, but I have a question. I am always bothered when friends tell me they texted sexual things to their husbands, whether about what they're wearing or even sending naked pics. I don't feel like a cell phone is very private. Anyone sitting near you can see your phone, and how many times can those things get misplaced or left behind? Kids get their hands on them, too.
Is this wisdom? Does it bother anyone else?
*grin* I'm glad this is tickling your funny bones! It tickled mine, too, but I've been known to have a strange funny bone at times--I really hoped this wasn't one of those times. LoL
Liz brought up a good point about texting. Privacy IS something to remember, but you can word things in such a way that it's safe enough even if the message is seen by others. I think this is one of those things that you take your husband and his circumstances into account and plan accordingly. But I don't think we need to quit texting (or emailing) because of it--just use good judgment.
Naked pics over a phone? That's a whole 'nother ball of wax! That one bothers me, too.
But our husbands love having something to look forward to when they get home from work. There are ways that we can have fun with that--ways that build the anticipation of time together. Let's use those ways and let's build that anticipation. We both benefit from it.
Thank God for this blog, it's time we embrace the fact God created sex and it is to be enjoyed within marriage!
Awesome post Patty, and in response to Liz's question, we will text or e mail but we have a code in case someone sees it. Just a little hint what's on our mind without the whole world knowing.
have I mentioned---I LOVE this blog!
LOL! I don't have much, but I've got enough to let them fly! Great post!
But mine went away when I stopped nursing!!!
smooches,
Larie
You left off a kind of bra...NURSING!! Aren't they wonderful and beautiful and attractive for our husbands? :) Thankfully, they are only for a short time...although at the moment, it feels like I'll be breastfeeding forever!
Oh yeah!
I meant to put the Nursing bra option on the poll and I totally forgot! Sorry about that!
LoL--I can' believe I forgot that one! I spent YEARS in those! And like Larie, when I was done nursing I qualified for the 'What bra?' option! sheesh.
:-)
Goodness I just had to laugh at this...it is nice to know all men are alike. What the fascination is I do not know. :)
But if it floats his boat I know God made him that way.
Just to let you know....I'll try hard not going to get an "F" the next time hubby reaches over to do a "seat belt" check.;)
Okay, as a former cheerleader, I had to spew my iced tea over this one. Maybe I'll pull my old uniform out. Orrrrrr, maybe it doesn't fit anymore, but I can come up with something.
Seriously, though, building anticipation is KEY. We have our codes for making sure that happens, and the other good thing is that when you know it's coming, you can pray up and gear up! :D
Ok, so I'm a little late in commenting for this post as I didn't see it when it first came out (I don't think I was following this Blog then) but it reminds me of a story I heard years ago.
An older gentleman went to buy some lingerie for his wife for their anniversary. He nervously entered the shop and browsed a little before being approached by the sales assistant. When he explained what he wanted, she tried to give some direction, but he decided he'd already found the bra he wanted to buy, so after checking several times, she sold it to him. He explained to her that it was perfect because it was skin coloured, so you hardly noticed it was there, and it had flaps that opened on the front for quick access.
The shop assistant wasn't surprised when an older lady, obviously past her breastfeeding days, returned a nursing bra later in the week and exchanged it for something a little more suitable.
Sometimes we can be surprised by what our men like.
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