Kitchen Style Handwork

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Well, today I thought we'd work on some handwork again.

Cucumbers are good for more than salads and putting on your eyes. They're good for practicing hand moves too! So here's what you do. Pull a cuke out of the fridge and stand it up in a tissue box. Don't have one? Put it on your shopping list—it'll be a double reminder for you to be thinking about your husband in fun ways.

So, stand a cucumber in a tissue box and voilà! You're ready to practice.



Now, in our first handwork post we talked about our hands and knitting. We want to knit our hands and fingers together so we make a sheath with them, kind of like if we were knitting the thumb of a mitten. Your husband's ivory penis goes inside that sheath and you gently slide our hands up and down, like we talked about last time.

To add some variety to this basic stroke try adding a pulse at times. This simulates your vagina when you're climaxing. It's a gentle squeeze, release, squeeze, release pattern. Go for about one pulse every second. You can be still as you pulse or you can keep your hands going up and down. If he's ejaculating, try to pulse in time with him but stop any stroking because he might be too sensitive to motion at this point and the stroke would take away from his climax. Remember, you can practice on that cucumber if you want to!

Let's go back to the kitchen now and pull out a lemon and your juicer. You know when you're trying to get the last drops of juice out of a lemon, how you twist it and pivot your hand so the tip of the juicer gets the sides of the lemon, too? Keep that in mind as we do the Twist. :-)

The twist is for just the head of your husband's penis and the secret is in your wrist action. It reminds me of giving a newborn a bath and washing her head. You know how you hold the baby's neck and head and then swirl a soft wash cloth across her forehead, around to the back of her head and then back to the front again? That's a simplified version of what you'll be doing with the twist. (So if my instructions below confuse you, just come back to this and try it as if you were washing a baby's head.)

**Make an O with your hand and turn it on its side so the circle of your index finger and thumb are encircling the lemon (or cuke) and you're looking at the backside of your hand, with the knuckle of you index finger closest to the floor.

**Now, while still gripping the lemon, rotate your wrist so it's bent almost double and you're looking at the topside of your wrist with your fingers curled away from your body and toward the underside of your forearm.

**Swivel your hand so your palm is parallel to the floor and your thumb is pointing down. If you're practicing on the cucumber, your thumb will be brushing lower on the cucumber, just as you want it to on your husband's ivory.

**As you swivel your hand along the top of the lemon (or cuke), let your thumb drag in a circular motion, still pointing down.

The more you rotate your wrist, the better the twist.

Your thumb will stay on the underside of your husband's ivory, gently making a circle as your palm rotates on the head of his penis and lands back in its starting position. Watch for feedback from your husband and do some experimenting.

Tailor the twist to your man and what he likes.
And one more thing. When you do this for your husband, make sure to take off any rings or bracelets you might be wearing. Those tend to be hard and unyielding and and could easily scrape or hurt him. Some people say that rings that are perfectly smooth are okay, but it's better to err on the side of cautious than to make your man gun shy and jumpy.

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